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Trust Me

Plz Trust Me Dat I Dont Trust U At All.

Didn’T Lose Mind

Sorry Guys, I Didn’T Lose My Mind. I Just Sold It Online.

Bad Example

I Am Not Useless, I Can Be Used As A Bad Example.

Do Not Make Love

Do Not Make Love By The Garden Gate, Love Is Blind. But The Neighbours Are Not.

Girls Are Not Oxygen For Us.

Dear Brothers,  Girls Are Not Oxygen For Us. We Can Live Without Them.

Shikayaten Aane Lagi H

Bhut Shikayaten Aane Lagi H, Tumhare Ghar S, Yun Sote Huye Naam Na Liya Karo Humara,,

Jab Pagal The Hum

Shayri Likh Raha Hun, To Shayar Kahiye Janaab, Wo Din Or The Jab Pagal The Humm,,

Haraam Hai Khudkushi

Khudkushi Haraam Hai Yaro, Meri Maano Toh Ishq Kar Lo.

Got The Job

Sitting In Class WONDERING, How The Hell The Teacher Got The Job.
मोहब्बत है, तो कबुल करो सरेआम,  वरना जो बन्द कमरो में होता है,  उसे मुहब्बत नही कहते,,

Thinker

I Am A Daydreamer And A Nightthinker.

Error

Error 4:04 Sleep Not Found !

As Dad

If You're Bad. Call Me Your Dad.
लडकिया चाहे तो अपनी अदाओं से मुझे घायल कर सकती है #Asif 

Girlfriend

किसी की चार चार #girlfriend हैं मेरी  एक भी नहीं है इश्क  को भी आधार कार्ड से लिंक करा दो य़ारो ¢Asif

Pyar Aur Saza

TERE DIL ME MERE PYAR KO PANAH MIL JAYE, TU ZAHER KHA LE AUR SAJA MUJHE MIL JAYE,,

Change The GIRL

If You Can't Change A GIRL, Change The GIRL.